Why everyone steals this hoodie

This is the unisex hoodie people fight over — genuinely premium, seriously soft, and topped with a caricature of your favourite human or hound. Heavyweight organic fleece meets a print that gets a laugh every single time you wear it.

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Heavyweight comfort

350gsm brushed fleece that feels like a hug, not a hoodie.

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Kinder fabric

100% organic cotton — GOTS certified, no synthetic blend.

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Ethically made

Fair Wear Foundation certified, start to finish.

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Built to last

DTG print holds strong through 50+ washes.

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Made for everyone

Unisex relaxed fit; size down for fitted, up for oversized — the hoodie everyone steals.

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Details & Materials

Cut from a premium heavyweight 350gsm brushed fleece — 100% organic cotton, GOTS certified, ethically produced under Fair Wear Foundation certification.

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Fit

Unisex relaxed fit — size down for a fitted look, size up if you like it oversized. Honestly? It's the unisex hoodie everyone ends up stealing.

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Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.

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Fabric

Premium heavyweight 350gsm brushed fleece

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Composition

100% organic cotton (GOTS certified)

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Ethics

Fair Wear Foundation certified

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Double-lined

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Cuffs & hem

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Print

Direct-to-garment (DTG): ink is sprayed straight into the fabric fibres

No plastic layer on top — unlike cheap heat-transfer vinyl (cracks & peels) or screen print (stiff, muddy on multi-colour art), DTG stays soft to the touch and holds crisp, full-colour detail through 50+ washes.

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Questions, answered

A clear, well-lit photo works best — face (or your pet's face) visible, front-on if possible. Group shots are welcome too; just let us know who's who in the notes at checkout.

Every hoodie is made to order once you upload your photo. Typical turnaround is a few days to design and print, then fast shipping across the UK from there.

Every piece is hand checked before it ships, so you can trust the quality that arrives at your door. Because each hoodie is made to order and personalised just for you, we're not able to offer refunds, exchanges or change-of-mind returns — so do check the size guide carefully before ordering.

Every caricature gets a personal quality check before it ships · Made to order, shipped fast across the UK · Not thrilled with the face? We'll redraw it.

Size guide

Product measurements

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

A — Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B — Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C — Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

Find your size

SIZE LABEL

LENGTH

WIDTH

SLEEVE LENGTH

S

71

55

64.5

M

74

59

66.5

L

76

62

68.5

XL

78

65

69.5

2XL

80

69

69.5

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).